it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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