lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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