He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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