shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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