Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this just has baby written all over it
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
birth control should be required to get into college
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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