dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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