yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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