Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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