How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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