some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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