I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Randomize
