The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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