The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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