i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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