you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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