i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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