I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
