I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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