marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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