ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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