my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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