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I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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