lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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