Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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