idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
