I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
