i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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