Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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