shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Randomize
