I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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