Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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