I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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