Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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