Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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