are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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