you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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