I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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