I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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