I look better un-naked...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
only you would photoshop your dick
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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