i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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