Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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