belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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