we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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