her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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