dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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