i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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