the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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