In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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