I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
