i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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