its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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