But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
then he tried to convert me to islam
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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